disappointment
2015-02-26 @ 6:49 p.m.

In hell there's nothing to eat except red delicious apples, which Satan himself grows in his own personal garden of disappointments, right between the bland pineapples and perpetually out of season strawberries. The terrible cantaloupes available year round are Satan's prized possessions. They win best crop at the disappointment carnival that is actually year round in hell.